Rules:

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(Okay, I'm about to get VERY strict with everyone on here so please listen up! IF YOU ADD ME WITHOUT READING THESE RULES, I WILL NOT ACCEPT. IF YOU ADD ME AND BREAK THESE RULES, I WILL BLOCK ):

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• DON'T ADD ME ON SKYPE IF YOU DO NOT INTEND TO DO A SHOW THAT DAY. If you've added me to waste my time, I will block you straight up! I'm incredibly busy and I will not waste time with time wasters, sorry boys. 

• DO NOT ASK FOR A 'CAM CHECK'. I use a very good camera and you will have no problem seeing everything ;)

• NO, I WILL NOT SHOW YOU A FREE PREVIEW. It makes you sound like a scammer. If you’re looking for a freebie, you won’t find it with me!

• IF YOU BUY A 10 MIN SHOW AND LEAVE AFTER 8 MINS, YOU MAY NOT REDEEM A 2 MIN SHOW LATER. I have so many lovely clients that I need to keep track of! Please only buy what you think you will use. 

• I DO NOT COVER FOR YOUR TECHNICAL PROBLEMS! If you're in the middle of a show/you're about to start a show/you've just finished a show and you mic/camera/keyboard/anything breaks, I'm super sorry, but if you want another show, you will need to buy another show. I'm lucky to be in high demand which means I cannot afford to wait around for you to fix your tech stuff! It may sound harsh, but please check that your camera and mic are working before you buy a show. 

• DO NOT ARGUE FOR DISCOUNTS/PRICE CHANGES

• THERE'S A 10 MINUTE MINIMUM. 

• IF YOU BUY A SHOW, YOU'VE AGREED TO THESE CONDITIONS. 

• IF YOU'VE READ THESE RULES, WHEN YOU ADD ME, SAY 'PEACHES'. I will then know that you're a serious client and will happily spend time with you. If you don't use my code word, there's a good chance I may come across as blunt!

I love my friends and clients - my time is very valuable - please be respectful and read my rules.

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No other forms of payment other then what i stipulated - NO AMAZON , NO PAYPAL

DO NOT add me on Skype just to chat - apologies but we have a lot of time wasters - only add me on Skype if you wish for a show that day.

I'm exceptionally busy with other clients - if you would like me to be busy with you too then please respect my rules and respect me. I love spending my time with those that take this seriously and want to have fun with me

* You are expected to interact with me through out the show or I may have suspicions that you're recording and terminate the show. NO SCREENSHOTS or Recordings ever. NO WARNINGS. If you take a screenshot or record, you will be removed and blocked. No refunds issued and legal consequences may follow. No Scat, puke or animals

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• Relax and let's have fun together

• My customers - best men in the world 

• Feel free to discuss your wishes

• Respect me and i will respect you

• No price negotiation

• No free previews, check feedback

• No toilet games

• 1 payment = 1 show

• Also you can book me when you want (24/7), just need to tell me your timezone, best time for you and send payment for future show.